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Joke of the Day
Updated now- What is a dying programmer's last program? … Goodbye, world!
- I was feeling depressed, my wife put her hand on my back and said "Earth." … It meant the world to me.
- Why didn't the skeleton go for prom? … Because it had nobody.
- Why did the programmer quit his job? … Because he didn't get arrays.
- Which is faster, Hot or cold? … Hot, because you can catch a cold
- What do you call a witch at the beach? … A Sandwich.
- What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? … Claustrophobia!
- How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? … None. It's a hardware problem.
Quote of the Day
Updated 1h ago- “Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.” - Lily Tomlin
- “Have a vision. Be demanding.” - Colin Powell
- “If you have to be in a soap opera try not to be cast in the worst role.” - Judy Garland
- “If you are ever the smartest person in the room, you are in the wrong room.” - C. Sean McGee
- “Cry. Forgive. Learn. Move on. Let your tears water the seeds of your future happiness.” - Steve Maraboli
- “You are the only real obstacle in your path to a fulfilling life.” - Les Brown
- “At every moment where language can't go, that's your mind.” - Bodhidharma
- “The law of harvest is to reap more than you sow. Sow an act, and you reap a habit. Sow a habit and you reap a character. Sow a character and you reap a destiny.” - James Allen
MrBeast
Updated 1h ago- Eat Everything In A Grocery Store, Win $1,000,000
- I Built A City To Save Kids From Illegal Labor
- I Survived The Most Extreme Places On Earth
- Escape 100 Cops, Win $500,000
- Last To Leave Mansion, Keeps It
- I Granted 100 Kids Their Biggest Wish!
- Survive 30 Days Chained To A Stranger, Win $250,000
- 50 YouTube Legends Fight For $1,000,000